Saturday, January 11, 2014

My picks for the top 30 movies 2000-2012 day 2

Well since I'd done my top 15 movies of the past year, I decided I would give my picks for the 30 best movies spanning from 2000-2012. Picks # 25-21.

25. Eagle Eye-(2008) A fast paced action thriller about the information age and a information gathering supercomputer owned by the government that decides that they are a threat to themselves and need to be wiped out.   The computer (voiced by an uncredited Julianne Moore) is always one step ahead of everyone since she can hack into to any phone, security camera, basically anything electronic.  She forces two civilians to help her in her plan.     I really enjoyed the fast pace and the story to this.   It stars Michelle Monaghan and Shia Lebeouf, (who isn't one of my favorite actors, but I have liked him in a few select things) as the two innocent civilians who are forced to help the computer carry through with her plan.   Billy Bob Thornton and Rosario Dawson play the FBI agents pursuing them, trying to figure out how these two seemingly ordinary people who have become criminals keep escaping capture.   Very well done, good script and action scenes.



24. Death Sentence-(2007) Kevin Bacon stars in this dark psychological thriller from the director of the original SAW.   Kevin Bacon and his son stop at a gas station in a bad part of town after his son's hockey game.  While his son is inside the store, he is killed as part of a gang member's initiation.  Kevin Bacon tries to stop the killer, but he breaks free, although Kevin sees his face. As the killer runs away, he is left behind by his gang and is hit by another car while standing in the street.  The killer is hospitalized and arrested.
When the case goes to trial, Bacon's character learns the killer is going to only get 3-5 years, which is unacceptable to him, so he decides that he's not going to identify him as the killer and let him walk, so he can get his own revenge.   Bacon plans to kill his son's murderer and get some justice. 

Unfortunately through a turn of events, he causes a chain reaction, making it worse and worse with disastrous results until it makes its way to its Taxi Driver-ish ending.    I really liked this movie, I loved the haunting soundtrack, which was one of the things I noticed right away while watching it.  A lot of times soundtracks are just kind of there for me, unless they're actual songs, of course.   But I really thought this was a very haunting and well done soundtrack for the material.    This is not an easy movie to watch, it's violent, dark, and nearly caused my brother to get divorced when I recommended it to him and his wife.  LOL.  It really was an emotional, gripping movie.   Regardless, one of my favorite Kevin Bacon performances.  Garrett Hedlund is also great as the crazed gang leader.   Very well directed by James Wan.  Great tracking shot through a parking garage as Kevin Bacon is trying to get away from gang members trying to kill him.


23. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang-(2005) Unfortunately I can probably count on one hand the people I know who have seen this movie.   Robert Downey Jr. is everywhere nowadays after his stints in the Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes films, but this movie was the beginning of his comeback.
Hilarious movie that is a riff on the film-noir/hard boiled pulp novels of old, complete with noir narration.  Written and directed by probably my favorite screenwriter Shane Black(Lethal Weapon, The Last Boy Scout, The Long Kiss Goodnight, and others), it is a darkly funny, brilliantly written movie with great performances from Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer.  Short synopsis as to not ruin anything:  Downey, as a small time criminal in New York who, during a botched robbery, in which his partner is killed, runs inside a building to get away from the cops.   He stumbles upon a casting call for some crime film being made in Hollywood and acts as if he's auditioning.   He gets emotional thinking about his partner, goes off script, the agents think he's acting and is brilliant so they immediately send him to Hollywood, to follow Kilmer's gay private eye character around to prepare for the role.   I will not say any more, but I will say this movie has one of the most clever, darkly humorous scripts with twists and turns galore.   Highly recommended.  


22. Four Brothers-(2005) A modern day urban homage to the John Wayne film, The Sons of Katie Elder.  This film details the story of four adopted brothers, who were unable to find a foster family when they were kids because of their troubled pasts.   They were raised by the woman who originally took them in until they were adopted and instead raised them on her own.   She is murdered at the beginning of the film and the title characters come for the funeral.   They begin to realize something isn't right about the convenience store robbery that their mother was killed during, supposedly as collateral damage.   Beautifully shot by John Singleton in Detroit and Ontario, one sequence featuring a car chase during a blizzard on snowy/icy roads, I especially enjoyed. I also did really enjoy the camaraderie between the 4 actors playing the brothers, however a scene with one actor on the toilet while another is in the shower, is maybe a little too much brotherly closeness for my taste. lol  I really enjoyed Mark Wahlberg in this and the supreme asshole bad guy played by Chiwetel Ejiofor was great too.



21. Cloverfield-(2008)  A found footage film that is basically JJ Abrams' take on Godzilla.  I know that this movie was not everyone's cup of tea, including some of my friends. As is the case with most found footage movies, you either love them or hate them it seems,  but this one grabbed me and didn't let go.  

The movie tells the story about a guy getting ready to leave for Japan for a new job, mainly to get away from a girl he's in love with and somehow ruined their relationship. Told from the viewpoint of a guy talked into filming during the going away party, the main character's ex shows up with a guy, he pisses her off and she goes home.   While out on the fire escape talking about it with his friends there's an explosion and the building shakes like there's an earthquake.  They run down to the street and explosions are being heard all over the place, when suddenly, the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty comes flying down the street.   The rest of the movie is the main character trying to get to his ex girlfriend's apartment to rescue her because he hears her in trouble on the phone.  The likeable schlub filming supposedly keeps shooting because "people are going to want to see what happened when it all went down"    I thought the movie was pretty intense showing the chaos going throughout the city, with snippets of the monster here and there, and very creepy scenes in the dark when the characters decide to take a shortcut through the subway tunnel.

Yes, I realize that the camera would have probably quit functioning after the few times it was dropped, the battery would have most definitely died (which I wish, they'd just thrown a line in there about having extra batteries.) and that I'm not sure how realistic it is, if you were running for your life how long you would keep filming.   But hey, it's a movie, get over it.  I was on the edge of my seat through the entire thing.   Which is what these kind of movies are supposed to do.  The movie, despite being shot on a handheld HD camera, looks great and the special effects are amazing for a movie that "only" cost $25 million dollars to make.  It grossed $170 million, so I'm not sure how that long rumored sequel never got made, but in a way, I'm glad it didn't.

p.s. The first time you get a good shot of the monster(which only lasts a few seconds) when they are running down to the subway entrance, gives me chills even to this day.


OK, that's my next 5, tune in tomorrow to see what gems I have in store for #20-16.

My picks for the top 30 movies from 2000-2012

Well since I'd done my top 15 movies of the past year, I decided I would give my picks for the 30 best movies spanning from 2000-2012.  It's going to take me longer than I thought, so I decided to maybe do 5 a day, so I can type up some stuff to go along with it.

So today, picks #30-26.   These are not in an official order.  Enjoy

30. Anchorman-(2004)  A movie I saw in the theater right after seeing Dodgeball (another comedy classic), it was a great day at the movies!.   This was the first of the big screen collaborations of Adam McKay/Will Ferrell, and at the time it was so out of left field hilarious, it quickly became a classic to me.  McKay and Ferrell would team up for Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Step Brothers, and The Other Guys, all classics to me, but the one that started it off is my favorite.  So many hilarious quotes in this film.  An absolute classic.


29. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?-(2000)  Joel and Ethan Coen's masterpiece. In a career filled with classics, such as Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Blood Simple, No Country For Old Men, this retelling of the Homer's "The Odyssey", is my favorite.   Set in the depression era, featuring 3 escaped convicts led by George Clooney.  This movie has great music, great cinematography, and some of my favorite dialogue of any movie.  George Clooney has never been better or funnier than he is in this movie.  Perfect movie to me.

O Brother Where Art Thou

28. There Will Be Blood-(2007)- Paul Thomas Anderson had made two of my all-time favorite movies with Boogie Nights, and Magnolia, when this had come out, I thought it was going to be the dullest movie ever, a period piece about an oil baron? Wth?? I couldn't have been more wrong.  I should have just trusted PTA.  This movie starts off with no dialogue for almost 5 minutes and I couldn't take my eyes off the screen.   Daniel Day Lewis blew me away with this performance and definitely deserved to win the Academy Award for his portrayal of a deranged oil tycoon consumed by greed.   Amazing Academy Award winning cinematography by Robert Elswit. great soundtrack, great movie. A running time of 2hr 48min, and I was enthralled the entire time.



27. Snatch-(2000)  Guy Ritchie's crime masterpiece, with it's frenetic pacing and edits, grabbed me from the get-go.  So many interesting camera tricks in the movie, I ABSOLUTELY loved it.  Crazy colorful characters all doing their own thing and a storyline that features an 86 karat diamond, gypsys, bareknuckle brawling, a hitman, a mob boss, and a Russian that just won't die.  Everything seems disconnected until toward the end of the movie when every character intertwines with one another.  Very funny, ingenious, violent script.  Great performances by Jason Statham, Dennis Farina, Vinnie Jones and Brad Pitt as a gypsy bareknuckle fighter.



26. The Royal Tenenbaums-(2001) My favorite Wes Anderson movie.  I really love his visual style and song choices in all of his movies.  The movie is basically about the dysfunctional family to end ALL dysfunctional families.  Gene Hackman plays the patriarch of 3 child prodigies who become damaged adults shortly after their father leaves their mother (played by Angelica Huston) when they are children.   I really enjoyed Gene Hackman's performance in this as Royal Tenenbaum,  and also Luke Wilson's playing of the favorite sibling of Hackman's character, Richie Tenenbaum.   However, everyone in the ensemble cast has their moments to shine as well. 




Stay tuned for the next 5 picks!













Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Movie Review for LONE SURVIVOR

LONE SURVIVOR (2013) Rated R -121 minutes Film Review: Lone Survivor Based on the failed June 28, 2005 mission "Operation Red Wings". Four members of SEAL Team 10 were tasked with the mission to capture or kill notorious Taliban leader Ahmad Shahd. - Starring Mark Wahlberg, Ben Foster, Emile Hirsch and Taylor Kitsch.

This movie starts out with actual Navy Seal training footage, and judging by the looks on the faces of these soldiers, just during the training, you can tell these soldiers are put through the ringer.

The movie doesn't take long to get started action-wise. Needless to say from the Spoilerific movie title. it's not going to have a happy ending.

 I was enthralled by this movie way more than I was with "Zero Dark Thirty", which I found too slow and over hyped in my opinion.

The SEALS are there to take out a Taliban leader, who in the previous week had killed 20 US soldiers, when they are spotted by a farmer and his two sons. The soldiers discuss whether or not to let them go, risking them telling the Taliban in the town below about them, or just killing them and continuing with their mission. They try to do the right thing and let them go, thus sealing their fate. They abort the mission and wait to be picked up, moving to the top of a mountain to get a better radio signal.

For the next hour of the movie, it's pretty much a non-stop harrowing gunfight with 4 against a seemingly endless number of Taliban.

There are two scenes in this movie that are amazingly filmed, where the 4 soldiers have to jump down a mountainside to get away from Taliban soldiers closing in on them. The camera and stunt work for these two scenes are incredible.  Using a handheld camera along side the soldiers as they tumble and fall to "safety" you see every painful hit of their bodies on every rock and tree that they slam into.

Mark Wahlberg and the other 3 leads do an excellent job, although it's somewhat bittersweet when you know pretty much that 3 of them aren't going to make it home.   Since Wahlberg is the star, it's not really a surprise he's going to be the guy to make it home to tell the world this story.    How that happens I won't "spoil", even though it's been told in other reviews and of course, the book the movie is based on.  I just don't want to give away the whole movie.

The movie wraps up with photos of all of the actual soldiers who lost their lives on this mission. Overall, I the thought the movie was very well done. I think it was a fitting tribute to all the men and women who serve this country.

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Is this really necessary?

You may ask yourself, "Is this really necessary?" no probably not.  I post plenty of nonsense on FB, but maybe I can give those people a break from some stuff.   But honestly, most likely, it'll be a lot of duplication I'm sure.  So I apologize in advance.

The 10 WORST movies of 2013

My picks for the 10 WORST movies of 2013:

10. Paranoia - Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford, and Liam Hensworth, in some thriller about two competing technology companies, had some twists and decent performances from Oldman and Ford, but ultimately... forgettable. i watched this one recently and am struggling to even remember the ending.


 9. The Lords Of Salem - Rob Zombie's movie about witches. Good music, great cinematography. Incoherent and dull as shit script. His wife, Sheri Moon Zombie, who usually is universally panned as an actress, gave a fairly good performance in my opinion. Unfortunately the movie is all about style and not substance.  



 8. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - A comedy about magicians starring Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi and Jim Carrey. There are funny parts in this movie, mostly involving Jim Carrey as a Criss Angel-like character. Alan Arkin has some decent lines also. However, Carell's, Wonderstone character is so obnoxious and unlikeable, it isn't that fun to watch. Squandered potential.



 7. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Movie could have been so much better if it decided what genre it wanted to be, it would switch from jokey to serious and back again, and neither way worked efficiently.  I liked the look of the witches and other certain things, but i couldn't recommend it. 



 6. White House Down - It's no secret that I'm a sucker for action movies, and usually Roland Emmerich ( Independence Day, 2012) movies are a guilty pleasure to me. However, since we'd already seen Olympus Has Fallen already do this story a few months earlier(and much better) this jokey mess was instantly forgettable. I DO remember being fairly annoyed by Jamie Foxx, as the President of the United States, bitching at a terrorist for messing up his Air Jordans. Channing Tatum was ok in it and James Woods, is always gold to me, but this movie was dull and generic to me and that's not what you want in an action film.



 5. R.I.P.D - A movie cut from the same cloth as Men in Black, however, not anywhere near the same class. This movie somehow makes Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds dull. I can't quite put my finger on what went wrong with this, but it stinks.


 4. The Family - A movie about a mobster starring Robert DeNiro, directed by Luc Besson, the man who directed The Professional/Leon and The Fifth Element, what could go wrong? Well, apparently everything, The trailers painted it as an action movie/black comedy, that unfortunately, didn't have much action or anything that funny for most of it. Exactly one bit I found mildly amusing, DeNiro watching and discussing Goodfellas at a film festival. Sounds funnier than it actually is.
 The Family 2013, Poster.jpg

3.Texas Chainsaw 3D - Started off interesting, showing footage of the original 1974 film in 3D (done very well, release a version of that!) goes into a prologue that takes place right after the first film, still ok. Then it jumps ahead an unspecified amount of years incoherently and the movie turns to shit, by the end of it, Leatherface decided to stop trying to kill and teams up with a girl who is a relative and just had her friends all hacked up with a chainsaw, to live happily(?) ever after in the original house apparently going to team up and kill people. She's very forgiving.


 2. Grown Ups 2- I will admit, I like the first Grown Ups movie, Adam Sandler is not immune to a turd, and this one is a pretty big one. Rob Schneider wanted too much money and is nowhere to be found, or mentioned. Instead they have Nick Swardson (who's apparently going to be in every AS movie from this point on) playing a riff on Schneider's character. The first movie, Sandler and his high school pals, come back to their hometown to go to their JR. High coach's funeral and have a great weekend catching up. The 2nd movie, they have all moved to their hometown, but it's not specified why the rest of them other than Sandler moved back, they all just quit their careers and picked up all their families and lives and left the big city to move to the Podunk town that they grew up in. ummmmm.....ok? Could you pretend to have a plot at least, the first one was flimsy enough but it was funny seeing all the comedians together in one film having fun. This one, I couldn't tell you one flipping scene in the movie let alone any one thing that I laughed at. TERRIBLE



 1. A Good Day to Die Hard. The absolute worst film of 2013 is the hardest pill for me to swallow. As maybe the biggest fan of the Die Hard series EVER, (I really enjoyed the last one, Live Free or Die Hard even (shameless Kevin Smith intrusion/cameo notwithstanding) the thing was action packed.) This turd was the biggest disappointment I have seen in years. Bruce Willis, has been one of my favorite actors from clear back in the Moonlighting days. I saw Die Hard 11 times in the theater the summer it came out. The way he sleepwalks through this thing taking a paycheck disgusts me. He isn't John McClane in this movie, he's McClane's son's sidekick the entire movie. He follows him everywhere and rarely shows any ingenuity that John McClane is famous for.

The one liners are freaking terrible, "I'm on vacation!!!!!" is repeated ad naseum by Willis. First off, you aren't on fucking vacation, you went to Russia to try to get your son out of prison or so you thought, face it, you didn't really have a plan. So let's just scrap that stupid ass line.


The one decent scene in the beginning of the movie is a chase scene involving Willis driving an enormous truck, hitting pedestrian drivers all over the place, with him yelling out a "sorry, ma'am!" out the window. he eventually rolls the truck about 10 times, climbs out, without a scratch on him or any sign of a limp, then is immediately hit by a car while standing in the road, rolls up the windshield and then down the pavement, STILL no scratch or limp!! I don't believe Willis gets ANY blood on him the entire movie until about 3/4 of the way through and I believe even THEN it is his son's blood that'd been cast off on him. If there's one thing you can usually guarantee in a Die Hard movie even in the PG-13 one, was that McClane was going to be bloody as hell and have scrapes and cuts all over him....not this movie.

There are I believe 3 actors in this movie I recognized and one dies about 30 min in, the rest of the cast is filled with leftovers from Steven Seagal's last five straight-to-DVD movies shot in Hungary. Not even the main villain is someone recognizable. If you take one thing from this list, heed my words, do NOT watch this movie, it will just make you crave ANY other Die Hard Movie. Not one redeemable quality in this movie. I tried to watch it as a spoof of a Die Hard movie the second time I watched it, nope, it still sucked.